sup
puppets are cool
lil man wishes he could be this fucking badass
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my dick
how many puppets you got
you never did make an honest man out of my dick egbert
you left it at the alter
it was all perk and ready for you swelling with pride and joy but you never showed your sweet well shaven face
it was really looking forward to kissing the bride too
now its limp with embarrassment and shame how could it be so stupid as to love such a flighty ass
cant get the fucker up for anything now i hope youre happy egbert
Oh.
I.
Am sorry?
yea you are sorry
sorry you didnt hop up on what would have been the best ride of your life
but you missed that train egbert
it couldve been pulling into your station instead of these puppets
pulling in and out
I am incredibly sorry that my ass was too fickle to be joined in holy matrimony with your dick.
Maybe I picked out the wrong kind of cockring.
Are you more of a gold person rather than silver?
I hope your puppets can give you more love and devotion than I ever could.
shut up egbert you dickbreaker
you cant ever have my dick back its moved on
this movie changed lil brodys life
gog bless walt disney
i wouldnt have a job if not for you man
(Source: wendydarlling)
you never did make an honest man out of my dick egbert
you left it at the alter
it was all perk and ready for you swelling with pride and joy but you never showed your sweet well shaven face
it was really looking forward to kissing the bride too
now its limp with embarrassment and shame how could it be so stupid as to love such a flighty ass
cant get the fucker up for anything now i hope youre happy egbert
Oh.
I.
Am sorry?
yea you are sorry
sorry you didnt hop up on what would have been the best ride of your life
but you missed that train egbert
it couldve been pulling into your station instead of these puppets
pulling in and out
jUST DON’T INVOLVE ME IN YOUR WEIRD, pUPPET SHENANIGANS AND WE’LL GET ALONG FINE,
shit no i wont get you involved
youre a minor i could go to jail for that shit
aint no puppets in jail kid
you never did make an honest man out of my dick egbert
you left it at the alter
it was all perk and ready for you swelling with pride and joy but you never showed your sweet well shaven face
it was really looking forward to kissing the bride too
now its limp with embarrassment and shame how could it be so stupid as to love such a flighty ass
cant get the fucker up for anything now i hope youre happy egbert
a lot of ways
